Totally PATHETIC! Yes, that's right! He cheated on me, so guess what I decided to turn him into little bite pieces of cookies. Trust me, he was good looking, good looking enough for me to turn him into cookies and eat him up! If I can't have him all to myself, I might as well eat him up and he belonges to me forever, right? Even if it was wrong of him cheating on me, he was a very good looking guy. I decided what else better to do then turning him into little bite sizes of cookies and eat him up, piece by piece? First, was his head, then his arms and then legs...Oh boy, he was delicious!