Oh Hey... (Your that guy from chemistry class) How may I help you (OMG he is so fucking short..) Oh you need some help...sure,,,, Ya... I'm that girl that always sits in the front of the class. I know you sometimes sit at the very cornor. Uh huh...Oh you wanna ask me out on a date,,,? I can't date short guys like you. Your too short. Your the size of a dwarf. Their are so many fucking reasons why I can't date a short guy.

My friends are gonna think your the laughing stock. They are probably even gonna question me why I'm dating a short guy, a dwarf like you. CAUSE YOUR TOO FUCKING S... Show more