(God damn it, should I tell him? Asia...just breathe and call him. He has to know... You can't date a short ass step-mother-fucker that can barely get into a ride) I call you to break up with you nicely on the phone. The reason is because you are too-short. When we go out to eat, I feel like you need a booster seat all the time. When we go on rides, you can barely make the height limit or sometimes I feel like you can't make it at all. It's just unbelievable how short you are. When we go on dates, I feel like we are step-brother and step-sister instead of my date. I really can;t be with you an... Show more