Hey baby, so we had a little bit of alcohol tonight, and I'm a little buzz plus of course a little horny. Why don't you unzip those pants of yours and let me see your dick. OMFG, you have like the most smallest dick I've eve seen... Dude, really? WTF, you should be ashamed of yourself and your step-mom should be ashamed of you! You have got to have the smallest dick I've ever seen... Dude, I don't even think my pussy can feel like small penis inside. Your the smallest I've even seen. LMAO!