I was talking to a friend on the phone walking downwards heading to my nail salon. (What the fuck is poking my ankle and knee....UGH) I told my friend hey I'll call you back. (OMFG LMAO ROFLMAO IT'S A SHORT GUY POKING ME!) HAHAHAHAHA!!! Dude....little dude, you gotta have to be the shortest guy I've ever met and seen in my whole entire fricking life! Your step-mother must be so ashamed of you because your so fucking short! I would never, ever, ever, date you in my whole entire lifetime, little guy! Your so fricking short! LOL! This is so fricking funny because your soooo fricking short!!! Do y... Show more