"I am tired of my car always embarrassing me! I have to crank and pump as people watch me struggle in frustration. Now, it is time to punish this car for what it has done! You get to join me as I rev and hold the pedal to the floor for long periods, to scream the engine in pain. The cooling temperature rises higher than I have ever seen it but I do not care. Today, this car will remember to start whenever I want it to or else it will suffer again!"

"I am tired of my car always embarrassing me! I have to crank and pump as people watch me struggle in frustration. Now, it is time to punish this car for what it has done! You get to join me as I rev and hold the pedal to the floor for long periods, to scream the engine in pain. The cooling temperature rises higher than I have ever seen it but I do not care. Today, this car will remember to start whenever I want it to or else it will suffer again!"