My darling little slave I have observed that you seem to be lacking in bedside manner. Your bedside etiquette is deplorable! You put a Rose on my breakfast tray on Monday, when you know that Tuesday is Rose day. Monday is Orchid day!!! So you fail miserably.

My misery comes at a cost. You will be made to suffer along side me. So I will place you in a bed and make you suffer as I have due to your incompetence and lack of caring. Your pain and agony will be every bit as excruciating as mine!

Yes I know. Those springs are very uncomfortable on your bare skin! But don't worry ... Show more