There's nothing more hilarious to me than a tiny dick! Look at your pathetic little member, twitching powerlessly at my feet. You wouldn't know what to do with it if I told you - loser!

Look at you, squirming so uncomfortably down there, hahaha!! Seriously, the very best you could hope for is to at least amuse me with your tiny-dicked shame as I mercilessly humiliate you.

You do want to please me after all...DON'T YOU???