Here put this collar and leash around your neck for me. Good boi. Make sure it's nice and tight. We don't want you to run away and get lost now, do we? How does that feel? Doesn't it feel wonderful knowing that you are now owned by me and you have a purpose in life?

I'll take really good care of you, my pet. Pinky promise HA HA! I'll make sure there's always plenty of food and water in your bowls, and if you are extremely obedient and well behaved, I'll even take you out for a walk...prance you around in public. We both know how much you love and live to be seen with me...on your k... Show more