Dont you bitches just adore my new Gucci pumps? Super sexy and super expensive! Betcha wish YOU had bought them for me, dont you? HA! Dream on losers, most of you couldnt afford them on your puny minimum wage salaries! TRY HARDER BITCHES!

My devoted shoe slave here works THREE JOBS, 24/7 to buy me all the designer shoes and handbags I want. These hot little numbers have super pointy toes, better to kick you in the balls with, and super thin black steel heels that can slice your ball sack like a switchblade thru butter. Ah, but I digressbecause I can! Because I am The Queen! And because... Show more