I am the greediest financial bitch on the planet, and you are absolutely worthless without me. It doesnt matter how much money you have, it means nothing without me in your life. You are absolutely worthless. So wouldnt it make perfect sense to turn over all that money to me?

Wouldnt that make you much, much happier? So lets get to it slave. Surrender to me all of your money, all of your credit cards, all of your property and investments, you savings, etc. EVERYTHING! It belongs to me. Only by surrendering yourself to me financially will you feel content and fulfilled.