From a custom video order... I am an alien schoolgirl who decides to skip school today and to check out this silly little planet Earth. All those mind control techniques my teachers have taught me are nothing compared to what I've discovered... On Earth, there's a hidden source of energy I can use my magic socks to absorb. This energy, and my socks, will help me to grow, and grow, and grow. I will be so large, I can block out the sun and kick planets around like soccer balls! Silly humans... you think you're so smart with your 'inventions'... little do you know that you're holding the very sou... Show more