Meet the Newest Addition to the Asian Mean Girls Club... The lovely, elegant, Asian porcelain-skinned MS KAIE ZEN. Just because she's new doesn't mean she's a novice to being mean! Have you ever had a beautiful Asian woman be dissatisfied with your efforts? Ms. Kaie Zen just hired a new boy assistant, an Asian loser named Gary. Either he is nervous around her, enamored by her Asian beauty, or just incompetent, OR all of the above, we don't know. But we know he is just pissing her off. He can't even fetch her water properly. This doofus caveman has never been in the presence of an elegant lady ...

Meet the Newest Addition to the Asian Mean Girls Club... The lovely, elegant, Asian porcelain-skinned MS KAIE ZEN. Just because she's new doesn't mean she's a novice to being mean! Have you ever had a beautiful Asian woman be dissatisfied with your efforts? Ms. Kaie Zen just hired a new boy assistant, an Asian loser named Gary. Either he is nervous around her, enamored by her Asian beauty, or just incompetent, OR all of the above, we don't know. But we know he is just pissing her off. He can't even fetch her water properly. This doofus caveman has never been in the presence of an elegant lady because he tries tearing her tennis shoes off vs. unraveling her shoelaces. Ms. Kaie Zen has no patience to train a doofus caveman. She wants someone ready to go, but we learn how kind Ms. Kaie Zen truly is. She knows that in this economy people need a chance and an opportunity and Gary does remind her of her retarded younger step-brother and Gary does seem earnest. But that doesn't mean Ms. Kaie Zen will hold back on her disgust. Watch as Ms. Kaie Zen unleashes her unrelenting wry sarcasm onto her assistant. It is really like being a victim of a slow, excruciating . Also watch when Ms. Kaie Zen sticks her sweaty socks into Gary's mouth because all he knows how to do is apologize. What's the point of apologizing when all you do is screw up? Good luck with your new job, Gary!