So you WIAH to be my slave, do you? Well I may consider taking ownership of you, but you are going to need a LOT of training and discipline. You've been on your own all these years, and like most stray mutts roaming the streets, you've picked up numerous bad habits that do not suit me.

For starters you will wear my collar and leash at all times, and your tags will state clearly that I am your owner. This way if you should wander off, others will always know where to return you. Go ahead my pet, put on my collar. And now attach the leash.

Doesn't that collar secured tightly...

So you WIAH to be my slave, do you? Well I may consider taking ownership of you, but you are going to need a LOT of training and discipline. You've been on your own all these years, and like most stray mutts roaming the streets, you've picked up numerous bad habits that do not suit me.

For starters you will wear my collar and leash at all times, and your tags will state clearly that I am your owner. This way if you should wander off, others will always know where to return you. Go ahead my pet, put on my collar. And now attach the leash.

Doesn't that collar secured tightly around your neck serve to remind you of who you belong to? Doesn't it make you feel safe and secure knowing that you can no longer roam freely on your own? And when I tug hard on your leash, you know that you must stay close and kneel before me, isn't that so?

And of course good little obedient pets are not supposed to annoy me with their constant yapping and whining, so I have this ball gag to shut you up. Lastly, but certainly not least, from now on you will wear this adorable rubber mask at all times. Why it's a PUG mask, of course. You will be my adorable little pug from now on. Now go fetch me a glass of and my cigarettes bitch.