So, because I'm such a nice person, I decided to take some time out to teach the ugly people how to be beautiful. I needed someone to clean up around here anyway, so I got a sissy maid to work for me. I made an arrangement where he/she can have a little of my attention in exchange for cleaning up my whole house, a very fair trade in my opinion.

I give him some makeup tips and beauty advice while he scrubs my kitchen floor. But OMG nothing could prepare me for this train wreck. I hate to say some people are beyond help, but I'm not a miracle worker. This fat old man wants t... Show more