I caught my idiot step-dad buying fetish porn off the internet again, and I'm really going to put an end to it once and for all. I'm so fed up with his pervy behavior, I'm going to give him a demonstration to scare him into behaving once and for all. I found these two chocolate eggs, and I'm going to show him what happens to creepy dads who buy internet porn.

I tell him these eggs represent his balls, and I step on them with my shoes. They make the most awesome cracking sound, as I squash them into the hard floor. The white cream that comes out looks just like his disgust... Show more