Well well well, it's Mr. Lame Ass trying to sell me his cheap vacuum. I can't believe people still go door to door to make a living; what a loser. I just let him in as a joke. I want to just fuck with him and see how much I can humiliate him before he gets fed up and leaves HAHA. Well, it is my house; that means my rules. First, I insist all men go naked in my home, so I tell him to strip down. It's so hilarious watching him give his sales pitch in the nude LOL.

I interrupt his pitch to tell him to kiss and lick my black, sexy, high heel shoes. If he is so good at cleani... Show more