So my Loser uncle can't find a job; so what do my parents do? Have him share my room till he gets back on his feet, like that's ever going to happen. And he's such a perv, he is always coming into the room while I'm dressing. To top it all off, he's a slob; this strange smell has taken over the house ever since he got here. The house has never been this messy; his clothes are all over the place, and I can't even say when last he showered.

He wouldn't know what a clean ass was like, even if one sat on his face. I'm going to show him what a clean body looks like, so I sit on... Show more