I have been stuck at home all afternoon waiting for Trader Jack's to deliver my grocery order. Finally this idiot shows up in his cheap Hawaiian shirt, stupid straw hat...and a shopping bag from a competing grocer. For fuck sake, these aren't my groceries...you delivered someone else's order from some cheap ass grocery store. Lettuce? Cabbage? Spinach? Are you trying to say that I need to lose weight? Certainly not, I am totally perfect! And far superior to you, which you will soon learn.

I threatened to call his boss and have him fired if he didn't agree to be my slave. ... Show more