So I am at the local mall checking out the pretty young chickens when this cute girl comes up and asks if I will pose for a photo with her. She was there with a couple of friends and they were giggling and really smiling. I start to chat with her and we swap numbers. About 30 minutes after they leave I get a call from her asking if I would like to meet her for dinner. We meet in the lobby of my hotel and I ask her what she is hungry for. She looked directly at my crotch and said she was hungry for sausage. I suggested we go up to the room and watch HBO and order a pizza. She readily agreed. So... Show more