When I get home from a long day, the one thing I absolutely cannot stand is coming home to a dirty house. As soon as I walked in, I'm irritated by the fact that Martin is relaxed on the couch, feet up on the table and watching TV. I'm exhausted, I'm hungry, and now I'm angry because I've gotta clean and since he was no help, I gotta do it myself. I start vacuuming the living room while he's got the TV on but at this point I don't give a - I honestly hope I'm annoying him. Purposely vacuuming under his feet and in front of the TV and next thing you know I'm snatched up and tied on the couch. In... Show more