Totally unenthusiastic to cooperate with what's about to happen, I knew I was going to be put into the Starr Position for a custom we needed to shoot but I was NOT in the mood! I guess that worked out for Martin because he loves when I misbehave. The more defiant I am, the more I am punished. I was already running my mouth while getting ready and Martin had enough, so he dragged me downstairs with a rope around my throat and lead me straight into the Playroom. He tied me in a standing, spread position, Martin's style. One we like to call, the "Starr Position". The one where each arm and leg... Show more