Do I have your attention dog?

I found some weird goo in the garage- I know you love everything gross.
I get your favourite XL bone really wet, while the doggo is gagged with a smaller bone so as not to annoy me while I dish out this little treat, teasing your favourite big bone with my bare feet.

I know you want me to play in dirt and goo every time you find it- but I can't seem to allow my perfect cat self to get so filthy. You're so excited to watch me pay with your favourite bone, I can see you wagging your tail now...

Watch as I play with stringy goo ...

Do I have your attention dog?

I found some weird goo in the garage- I know you love everything gross.
I get your favourite XL bone really wet, while the doggo is gagged with a smaller bone so as not to annoy me while I dish out this little treat, teasing your favourite big bone with my bare feet.

I know you want me to play in dirt and goo every time you find it- but I can't seem to allow my perfect cat self to get so filthy. You're so excited to watch me pay with your favourite bone, I can see you wagging your tail now...

Watch as I play with stringy goo all over your bone with my paws with something the texture of your drool- you're probably dying to lick it off or roll over it.

Are you watching dog? I bet you are....