I'm feeling generous after a win on the sportsball field and take off my over the knee boots to reveal my favourite red wool socks while you are on the floor at my feet.

I reward you with the crud, hair and stink of my sock bottoms, allowing you to fill up on the warmth of my sweat and footstink while I talk about using you as a celebratory foot rest or a human sock laundry machine to earn even more sock and foot worship. I direct you breathing - you may want to tie up your balls so you can keep it together through this experience.

* camera is not stationary

I'm feeling generous after a win on the sportsball field and take off my over the knee boots to reveal my favourite red wool socks while you are on the floor at my feet.

I reward you with the crud, hair and stink of my sock bottoms, allowing you to fill up on the warmth of my sweat and footstink while I talk about using you as a celebratory foot rest or a human sock laundry machine to earn even more sock and foot worship. I direct you breathing - you may want to tie up your balls so you can keep it together through this experience.

* camera is not stationary