I enter the bathroom and let out a fart before sitting down on the toilet wearing only a short green skirt and black bra. By the way that fart came out, i'm just relieved that i made it to the toilet in time! Sitting down expecting a massively successful "movement", i am surprised to feel instead just another fart. And then another, and another. From time to time, i get a bit distracted from my original goal of filling the toilet with fudge, and start playing with my adorably sexy belly button. I even discover that if I finger it deep enough, MORE farts come out! Sometimes I tease my navel...

I enter the bathroom and let out a fart before sitting down on the toilet wearing only a short green skirt and black bra. By the way that fart came out, i'm just relieved that i made it to the toilet in time! Sitting down expecting a massively successful "movement", i am surprised to feel instead just another fart. And then another, and another. From time to time, i get a bit distracted from my original goal of filling the toilet with fudge, and start playing with my adorably sexy belly button. I even discover that if I finger it deep enough, MORE farts come out! Sometimes I tease my navel slowly from side to side, sometimes i plunge my finger in deep and hard. I was hoping maybe playing with belly button would stimulate some satisfying plops in the toilet , but alas. Nothing but more and more farts . I begin to wonder if i was mistaken about my need to go number 2 all along. But i swear, I REALLY thought i had to go...! ©GassyGoddessFarts