***THIS VIDEO does NOT have ANY voice edits/screams added, all farts are authentic and real***

After answering the door for an unexpected visitor, I see a clearly upset woman standing there outside my home. (from the camera's POV view) Confused I agree to let her in and hear her out. Her name is MJ and She insists I know her and that she has come to confront me. About what?! I continue to play innocent until she accuses me of being a home wrecker. ME!? No, never!! But again she insists. This is when she attempts to attack me, making me to wrestle her to the ground (still from camer...

***THIS VIDEO does NOT have ANY voice edits/screams added, all farts are authentic and real***

After answering the door for an unexpected visitor, I see a clearly upset woman standing there outside my home. (from the camera's POV view) Confused I agree to let her in and hear her out. Her name is MJ and She insists I know her and that she has come to confront me. About what?! I continue to play innocent until she accuses me of being a home wrecker. ME!? No, never!! But again she insists. This is when she attempts to attack me, making me to wrestle her to the ground (still from camera POV angle) Once I subdue her to the ground, I slip off my robe and smugly taunt her about napping with her husband. Of course it's me, come on, can you blame him? ;) I can see MJ is going to be a problem and that I must do something about her.

So I straddle her and begin blasting bare ass farts right in her face, lots of close up and ass spreading farting! Ha! But these are no ordinary farts, these farts have magical shrinking powers. That's right! With each fart MJ takes right to the face, she shrinks a little more. And a little more and a little more. Until eventually, she is the size of a doll. That should keep her in line from now on!

*Camera view switches to 3rd person showing both myself and my MJ doll on screen* But no. Looks like MJ is going to require more extreme measures to keep her from getting between me and her husband. So I decide to shove her up my ass where i can keep tabs on her at ALL times. ©GassyGoddessFarts