After going over countless fan submissions I finally chose you, my number one fan, to have the privilege of meeting me in person. Of course taking time out of my very busy schedule of shopping for frivolous things, making unreasonable demands of my assistant and spending the money of pathetic fans like you,, means that I am going to have to get something out of this meeting too. Obviously just being in my presence is enough for you, but for me, that is not even close to enough to make this worth my time. So i let you know about my very special select fan club and how only the luckiest of my... Show more