In this custom video, Wearing my favorite pair of tight blue jeans, i listen to some of my favorite songs and sing along like no one is watching. That's because i thought NO ONE was watching...Thinking i am all alone, i lean to the side, let out a loud fart! So of course, when i realize you are in the back room, i am mortified! I try to cover up what i know you have surely witnessed, but then it happens again. I am so embarrassed! My whole life i have had to try and work around my frequent tendency of farting. Never wearing tight jeans out,holding it in as best as i can on dates... But alas...

In this custom video, Wearing my favorite pair of tight blue jeans, i listen to some of my favorite songs and sing along like no one is watching. That's because i thought NO ONE was watching...Thinking i am all alone, i lean to the side, let out a loud fart! So of course, when i realize you are in the back room, i am mortified! I try to cover up what i know you have surely witnessed, but then it happens again. I am so embarrassed! My whole life i have had to try and work around my frequent tendency of farting. Never wearing tight jeans out,holding it in as best as i can on dates... But alas, after the farting begins, my relationships are typically short and i try not to go in public to often. You... seem not to mind though! which is really music to my ears since now I dont have to hide my farts from you. i can even flaunt them in your face! Right up close with my cheeks spread! I think we have a bright and wide open future together ;)