I actually thought about you when I was in the shower last night. I noticed a nice little stubbly growth of armpit hair coming in and I figured I should keep it around for one more day. I know you're weak for stubbly, smelly unwashed armpits. Well you're in luck, dirty bird. Get in close and I will tease you. Let me know how much you want to sniff it, lick it. Watch as I flex.