You are my idiot husband. Against better judgement, you persuaded me to allow your drinking buddy/handyman to handle our bathroom renovations. As I predicted, we are months behind schedule with nothing to show for it. Your poor decision and allegiance to your dumbfuck friend has caused me so much humiliation- I have a pretty to piss in in my own living room! What a life! I have to go to the neighbor's place or use the cafe anytime I need to take a!!?? NO MORE! You got us into this mess, what a waste! To teach you your lesson, I will make you eat my waste, consume all my mess, and bear all my h... Show more