I'm almost ready to go out. I just have to put on some stockings, heels, and yeah, I need to squeeze out all this gas in my butt so I don't fart in public. SO that's yo ur job to sniff it up and be a little fart-sniffing gas rag. Help encourage it all out, because I'm gonna go to a concert and there's about 2 or 3 hot dudes I'm expecting to see. You realize I have self-control, right? That I'm not just a farting hurricane wherever I go. I have fartboys all over the globe, and it's your job now to pay for the luxury of being nose deep in crack as I squeeze out as much stink as possible before I... Show more