I've come home from shopping on my first day off in 2 wks straight. I am insulted and dismayed to find that my boyfriend hasn't even moved his ass off the couch this whole time. you were supposed to clean up and do errands so I could come home to a relaxing space. Instead you remain selfish & lazy, playing video games. I wanted to believe you'd change but I knew this would happen. SO while I was shopping I got us a new sex toy., Slip this sexy collar on. I have the controller right here. It'll be fun. Just a harmless little zap to stir things up. hahaha. It's also locks..... before you know... Show more