More Birthday humiliation fun. Dipshit and I are ready for cake. I get to eat mine normally, but he is a lowly pissass, thusly does not deserve to eat with the same grace and integrity as a human being. First, I chew up a big mouthful of cake for him, and spit it into his gaping ugly mouthhole like it was batter. Gross. Then I stomp my dirty feet all over the remains and make him lick it off. Dipshit is such a nasty slut- he reminds me of the crackhead looking chef from "You Can't Do That On TelevIsion" I've been day drinking since it's my birthday and I had friends int own, so this bit of 80s... Show more