My Birthday is just a week a way. Celebrate me in cash. Worship me in cash. How many times have I turned you on. Think of all the loads I've gotten you to spill out of your nasty little dick. All that spilled semen- better off in a wadded tissue in the trash than to offspring more subpar humans with your DNA. Whereas I was not lost to pathetic self-pleasure. I was no mistake. My life has a purpose. You know it. SO thank me in cash for directing your filthy loser cum load where it belongs- in a puddle in your hand, in a mess on your face, swallowed into your belly, or thrown in the trash. I've ... Show more