I invite you over and you're so excited- what are the chances a hottie like Me would have nothing better to do than hang out with a horny beta on the weekend? As if! I am going on a date- though not with you! you're going to sit on the ground and worship My boots. Inhale the stink of My filthy socks. Why don't you inhale some robusto while you're at it. you know those little jars of bliss you love sticking under your nose. Go on! Now snort up My sock lint. you're only allowed to touch yourself when I say so. I might give you a generous tug time of 23 second- but it might ot be consecutive. ... Show more