This is a follow up to Top Stories, just after I dropped some twins off. I wipe myself and laugh at how pathetic you are for being envious of my toilet paper. Sick! I humiliate you for fantasizing about me walking around in a constant state of filth and enjoy breaking your heart by admitting I'm super hygienic. Although I'm about to shower anyhow to get ready for my birthday party, I take my time to wipe super thoroughly. I'm a 3 tp wad & 3 wet wipes type of gal. I also take a wad of tp blow my nose into it and make you eat it. FIlthy fucking faptard.