You're failing me as a spouse in so many ways. I know better than to nag you and expect you to change for me. Once you've proven yourself to be a self-centered, inept lo-functioning fuckass- well, constructive criticism isn't going to do you any good. I will just show you how you are failing. My boyfriend is coming over in a minute. He's younger, hotter, and well hung. We're going to fuck right here on this couch. You? You're going to get to YOUR duties as a partner and clean the house you worthless sack! Dust everything Tidy up. put in some elbow grease. And you get to overhear the sounds ... Show more