You're the worst roommate ever! I caught you whacking off yet again, nude on the living room couch with no regard for who might walk by. You're a filthy slob, sticking your fingers in my jar of peanut butter, using my shampoo. You're a pathetic waste!! From now on I control when you wank and what you wank to! That's right. Since you're human scum you can start by licking the bottoms of my snowboots and learn to cum from how revolting and degrading that is.