you're so sexless, that you get tired of your own hand! That's okay. As long as you're denied any form of wetness. Put on your best sissy out fit and grind the day away! Sissy pillow-humpers tend to edge for hours. Nice to admit your level of loserdom! Pathetic pillow boys spend hours grinding and dining your inanimate girlfriend. Couch cushions are especially degrading. Either way, if you spray web, you MUST lick it up!