Lucky bitch dumpster is so close yet so far- my amazing bikini-clad ass is just inches from his face yet we both know the only thing he deserves is humiliation. I make him lick clean my sweaty, dirty feet. What kind of loser makes themselves into a human vacuum? After he's done I use him as a footstool and tell him how I'm going out to get my feet all sweaty again, while he's locked in my closet to sniff all my dirty shoes.