Starting right off with a big fat, stinky fart in your face! Say, "Thank you Goddess! Thank you for looking so IMPOSSIBLY beautiful & saving your nastiest odor for a fart goblin like me." That's what you want to be right? A fart-gobbling goblin. If it hasn't hapened already, farts WILL become the center of your sex-life! your dick gets harder and you only know true erotic thrill when you're immersed in farts and burps. It's just what happens to ass-sniffers. you love My farts and burps more than you love getting pussy. you know what else eventually happens? you think more and more about My ... Show more