(Shot in one 9minute take with lots and lots of farts, all real)
Your sexy girlfriend was snooping through your phone. She found out you have tinder-a hookup app installed. What, were you thinking of cheating? Thinking you could possibly do better? Most girls would be mad or heartbroken at this- not me babe, cuz you know what else I found out while jacking your phone? YOU HAVE A FART FETISH!!! ALL this time you had no clue that I'm a super gassy goddess- I assumed you were a proper man, so I would go to lengths to hide my farts from you, excusing myself to the bathroom, holding them in. NOT AN...
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(Shot in one 9minute take with lots and lots of farts, all real)
Your sexy girlfriend was snooping through your phone. She found out you have tinder-a hookup app installed. What, were you thinking of cheating? Thinking you could possibly do better? Most girls would be mad or heartbroken at this- not me babe, cuz you know what else I found out while jacking your phone? YOU HAVE A FART FETISH!!! ALL this time you had no clue that I'm a super gassy goddess- I assumed you were a proper man, so I would go to lengths to hide my farts from you, excusing myself to the bathroom, holding them in. NOT AN...