Hey honey, we need to talk. I was cleaning the house up for our guests, and I found something under the bed that concerns me. See this box? You know what it is, right? Don't play dumb. You know you have a big, rubber dick in a box under the bed. Care to tell me about it? BE HONEST. Either you fess us here, with me now, or I'll just stick it on the dinner table as a centerpiece for when your step-mom and pop comes by for Christmas dinner. I'd imagine your flushed cheeks and darting eyeballs would be all the explanation they'd need to know it's yours, and not mine. So what is it huh? DO you drea... Show more