You love being drawn in and commanded to worship smelly, sweaty armpits. You're going to have to work your way up for that privilege. Start at the bottom with soaked, smelly socks. Move on to worshipping sweaty bare feet. Sniff my divine ass. And pray to your goddess to be allowed access to my heavenly scented armpits. I want you praying with the conviction that tasting my armpit sweat is the only thing that can save your lost soul.