Begging for discounts, trying to get freebies will get you nothing but blocked. Offering to do my dishes will get you a middle finger if you're lucky, disregarded and ignored more likely. Telling me I'm pretty I'm hot, you want to serve me...it's all buzzzzzzz without $ attached to it. If you're going to serve there are some clear cut things you need to accept about what I find useful. Sacrificing your pride and integrity, any sense of self is a must. You simply cannot have that get in the way of my need for total and utter human degradation. Listen. Obey Otherwise, fuck off silently.