We have a problem. The toilet has been backed up and full and it's a long holiday weekend, so the plumber can't come. You said you'd be my willing servant so now I need your help. NO, not with plumbing skills, but to be a human toilet. I piss and chit A LOT Your job is to be constantly cleaning.Constantly consuming. I will make you lick the toilet seat and all the contents of the dirty, backed-up toilet bowl. I'll dunk your head in and out with my strong, knee-highed boots. I'll spit on the back of your head while you're licking the filth from the porcelain. It is a holiday. so if I have my... Show more