So you're finally here in front of me... and what? It's my duty to start running around dominating you? EH, please, you lazy bitch- how about you entertain me? Can't think of anything? Wow, what a dull fucktard you are. Why don't you grab a pillow and hump it for my entertainment. Make me laugh you boring butt-breath. Go on and fluff it, crease a little pillowy vagina into there and have at it! We both know you're not going to get real pussy anytime soon. How sad! Your sex-life is so pathetic that just the touch of anything soft against your skin- not even remotely pussy-like, turns you on. Wh... Show more