It's time to make a commitment, loser. Whether you're a true adult virgin, or you just haven't been laid in so long that you might as well BE a virgin- it's time to accept your pitiful fate. Fuckless. Undesirable. Annoying. Dull Bitch. This is not a game, or a fun thing you jerk to every now and again. This, whether you like it or not, is your reality. So own it- and by that I mean, sacrifice yourself TO be owned. Make a promise to continue your virgin legacy. Know that this is right fo you. Don't fight it. Don't buck. Don't TRY. you are a pathetic virgin. The MOST exciting thing for your l... Show more