you finally sorted out boxes of junk in your basement for an upcoming yard sale. your busy, successful wife is thankful you finally lifted a finger, but she confronts you with something that was left out. She found a pillow that was wet & sticky. At first she thought maybe you were cheating with another woman, and being absent any paper towels in the basement, you might have grabbed the nearest absorbent surface. That doesn't make sense though. who would be willing to fuck in a dirty basement with your old, short dick ass? No one. So wife turned to the internet and decided it must be pillow... Show more