You were expecting to find your girlfriend waiting at home for you, right? Well she sent me. She hired me actually- with your money. It's her last ditch effort to find one redeemable strand of hope in you. You're slick, huh- checking out other women, going so far as to hit on women, flirt, and try to hook up with them behind your girlfriend's back. You think she doesn't know? She does. I'm here to slap, ahem, BEAT some sense into you. Don't you know that of the 2 of you- she is the one that has market value, and you're just 1 in a million drooling horny nondescript-looking men? You're tired of... Show more